This is the giant Playstation controller coffee table made and sold by Etsy shop WoodCurve. It weighs about 100 pounds and costs $3,000. That's $30/pound. For reference, I just bought some sea scallops for right around $18/pound, and they were f***ing delicious. Sadly, being a previous generation Playstation 3 controller, this coffee table is quickly becoming obsolete. Me? I want a coffee table that looks like a cheeseburger. Does that exist? I'm hungry.
Keep going for a couple more shots including the game storage area.
Thanks to my buddy c-nasty, whose entire apartment is disgusting. I don't even go over there anymore, I'll only meet him out.