This is the ice sculpture created by a Jeep parked at a hospital in Greenville, North Carolina. "I'd hit it." We all know you would, Optimus. "Hey! I don't go around banging just anything." Ahahahhahahhaha, seriously?! Be honest -- how many lemons have you had sex with? "..........." Exactly, your silence speaks volumes. STAY AWAY FROM MY GARAGE.
Keep going for a shot from behind.
Thanks to RawScar, who could probably use some Neosporin and a Band-Aid.