Come on -- you can kick harder than that! What is this, an 8-and-under kickball league?
This is a video from the apocalypse-hurrying jerks at Carnegie Mellon's Biorobotics Lab of a hexapod spider bot with modified robot snakes for legs. You know, because you can never pack enough terrifying into one package. I'm surprised they also didn't give it some demon wings and shark jaws. Except instead of teeth they're all syringes.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Bear, who actually does shit where he eats because he's a bear, and that's what bears do.