How To Steal Extra Pizza For Yourself After Cooking One

January 12, 2015


This is an instructional video from Dave Hax showing you how to steal extra pieces from a frozen pizza after you've cooked it. Basically you cut a strip out of the middle in both directions, then put the now significantly smaller pizza back together, then cut slices normally. Your friends will never know the difference! Or know immediately and call you fat and greedy. Hoarding extra pizza for yourself at your own pizza party? You need to take a good long look at yourself in the mirror.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Lembot, who steals pizza the old fashioned way: holding Little Caesar upside down and shaking it off his spear.

  • kevin

    alternatively, you can have a whole pizza to yourself if you bake a pizza, and then eat it all by yourself.

  • Greg

    GW, this post is bullshit. It's a direct ripoff of the youtube video about "how to properly cut a cake" which, in turn, was taken from an early 1900's publication covering the same thing.

    All this cockbag did was take the idea and add a twist that screws over your friends.

    You shouldn't be promoting this crap. It isn't DaveHax it's Dave is a Hack.

    Video for reference;

  • captaindash

    Slow down, Turbo. Yes, you saw this idea before. What assurance do you have that the person you saw this from is the first person to ever do it? What if that person was a hack too? You can't possibly know.

  • MustacheHam

    Simpler Solution: Eat pizza and say to the buds "sorry guys, I forgot to buy the pizzah for tonight's game. Lets order out!"

  • Proteon

    This is how pizza places adjust a too-big pizza for your box. Thanks to Dave "Hax" (awe inspiring name by the way) for this mind boggling discovery and for having the courage to come out and share it with you.

  • captaindash

    Cutting a strip out of a circle only shrinks it one way. That doesn't help you with a square box. (okay, it'll cut off a fraction of an inch the long way but you'll still open your square box and see an oval). Didn't you have that shapes toy as a child?

  • rodleo87 .

    excelente truco (clase suayed)

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    According to Rob Cantor (PBUH), Christian Bale will come to your party and sell frozen pizza by the piece

  • shashi
  • CaptCapcom

    Someone watched The Amazing World of Gumball, then Found a Camera!!!

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    And Gumball was much more entertaining.

  • Spleenal

    Yeah. This is off The Amazing world of Gumball. An episode called "The Job" Here's some crappy quality proof...

  • Huck PS

    "If you're gonna share a pizza with some friends..." *looks around at empty sad studio apartment* *starts crying* *eats all the pizza*

  • Hayley Prychun Rodgers

    Tears of joy? Because all the pizza is yours?

  • Huck PS

    "YES, MOM!! I'm crying because I'm happy!!... STOP CALLING!!!" *cries some more* *looks at the trash bag full of dirty laundry* *texts mom back*

  • Frédéric Purenne

    GODDAMIT!! That is perfect but my kitchen, dinning room and living room are all together with no seperation. >_<

  • crockpot chicken enchiladas

    sneak it into the bathroom

  • Jenness

    Dude. Gross. lol

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