Hand Soaps That Look Like Realistic Geodes, Crystals

December 10, 2014

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These are the beautifully crafted soaps made by Etsy seller RockHoundSoap. Each $5.25 - $7 soap is designed to look like a specific type of geode or crystal. You know, my sophomore year in college I thought about switching my major from BIT (business information technology) to geology. I didn't though, I wound up switching to marketing instead. Then after I finished undergrad I went and got an MBA and now I write dirty jokes on the internet, the end.

Keep going for a bunch more examples of the coolest novelty soaps you'll see all day.

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Thanks to PYY, who always washes with the novelty soap in a friend's guest bathroom even if they're clearly meant for display only. Haha, I do the same!

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Looks great and the price is fair. If only it wouldn't cost so much more to have them delivered here...

  • S.M. Archer

    But how in the world does it feel on my nether's! Those sharp, pointy regions just can't feel good on the genitals. Just saying.

  • GeneralDisorder

    They won't be sharp and pointy for long. And besides, it's soap. Should be fine.

  • coute21

    I can never buy stuff like this. I'll never want to use them. I couldn't even use the cheap dinosaur-shaped crayons I had in elementary for chrissake.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Keep them as decoration and as a way to make your toilet smell good.

  • Kevin

    i want to see video footage of someone washing their face with that rock soap, i would cringe.

  • Jenness

    That's great but what happens when you use them? Do they still retain coolness for a while or just expensive soaps that suck at doing their job?

  • Gingerbread

    Anyone else thought of Hank Schrader ?

  • The_Wretched

    It's a mineral collection.

  • shashi

    Coming soon:
    Blue meth soap - for a real kick in the teeth when you need it.

    Edit: never mind! http://geekologie.com/2013/...

  • Top_Hat_Chap

    Those are rocks and thats a rock fact

  • kevin

    I was gonna make a joke, but these are just really nice.
    Also, I'm not that funny.

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