These are the Mozo Bacon N' Eggs Sharkz Shoes. They were made for working in a kitchen and cost $35. Did I mention they have bacon and eggs printed on the top of them? Because that's their big selling point. It's like breakfast, but on your shoes. Which is probably one of the worst places to have your breakfast. I like my breakfast ON A PLATE. Jk jk, I like my breakfast eaten directly out of the fast food bag it came in.
Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he orders all the hash-browns in the drive-thru so the next 10 people can't get any while they cook more. I'LL KILL YOU.