It Was The Right Answer: Guy Buys 99 iPhone 6's To Propose To Girlfriend, She Says No

November 11, 2014

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A Chinese programmer recently saved up 500,000 yuan (~$81,640) to buy 99 new iPhone 6's, then arranged them in a heart to propose to his girlfriend in front of their friends. She said no, presumably because 1) proposing with iPhones is the least romantic thing ever and/or 2) she's a Samsung Galaxy S5 kinda girl. Still, I can't help but feel sorry for the guy. Well, I guess there's only one thing to do when your girlfriend refuses your marriage proposal. "Kill yourself?" God no, I was going to say go after her sister. Remember: If you can't make her your wife, at least make her an in-law. An old man at the bar told me that.

Thanks to Mycropht, who is smart enough to know the real way to a woman's heart is proposing with Kindles.

  • Good for her, what a prick.

  • captaindash

    ??

  • Buying the phones was the showy, superficial sort of thing a prick would do.

  • gift are for those who are actually the most luckiest people in the world

  • Enkidu98

    http://www.computerworld.co...

    Maybe not a terrible idea....

  • Elak Swindell

    I'm more interested in where he managed to get $500,000 yuan for all that stupidity?

  • JG59

    Uh. Maybe she didn't love him.
    Maybe it was some desperate attempt to get this girl. They clearly weren't on the same page.

  • Raijin Isidro

    it was the stupid proposal, you can't buy love with 99 iphone.....

  • Kartik Mukhi

    He is now capable of getting 99 other girls. "Every Night has its Dawn Buddy"

  • shashi

    BREAKING fake NEWS: Chinese programmer is arrested for allegedly bludgeoning to death the young woman that had rejected his borderline psychotic attempt at a marriage offer. Witnesses claim the jilted suitor was pushed beyond the confines of sanity after all his friends (and about 40 bloodthirsty co-workers) surrounded the couple to "...add to the creepiness..." of an already unconventional proposal. The situation was further exacerbated by the use of multiple smartphones to capture the event where he can be seen collapsing to the ground and crying uncontrollably while onlookers continue to record and take pictures. Police, however, believe the sobbing was all part of a ploy by the lacklustre lover to remove his socks. In what can only be described as a synergy of quick thinking and mindless rage, the videos and photos show the accused man restraining his 'girlfriend' with one sock before placing an iphone in the other to use as a makeshift weapon. In unrelated news, authorities are currently seeking buyers for $80,000 worth of iphones seized during a recent criminal investigation - they are all new and unused but may have damaged and bloodstained packaging.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    She was an android user...

  • Xockszky

    She dodged a bullet. If this is how he spends his money, imagine what their life would be like together. He would waste all their money on useless shit while they're starving and getting kicked out on the street.

  • MaidoMaido

    " smart enough to know the real way to a woman's heart is proposing with _̶K̶i̶n̶d̶l̶e̶s̶.̶ ̶ ̶ Zunes man, what is wrong with you guys?

    You got to invite her to step inside your love nest made of 1,000 pink Zunes, covered with cinammon scented candles from Target, burning bright with the flame of your passion. Then she will realize how awesome you are.<3<3<3

  • edwardjames

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  • edwardjames

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  • edwardjames

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  • Muhammed Fayiz.M

    Ha ha ha... He think every girl's like iPhone. Bend test failed. :P.

  • the antagonist

    Good for her. An opulent display of wealth is not romance, and putting her on the spot in front of all their friends is just dumb.

  • event

    Fake...

  • Fred

    Perhaps proposing to someone with a demonstration of how bizarrely irresponsible you are with money isn't a great idea after all. Who knew?

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