This is a video of extreme dumbass Harrison Williams, a 26-year old from Australia who decided to jump off a boat and surf on a dead whale carcass while tiger sharks and at least one great white feasted on its corpse. Why? Because apparently one of his friends "thought it'd be pretty funny". No, Harrison, that friend just wants you out of the way so he can date your girlfriend. Peer pressure: it's real and you should talk to your kids about it.
"Out on the boat with the boys and one of my mates thought it'd be pretty funny if I surfed the whale, so I just did it," Williams told CNN affiliate Seven Network.
Several tiger sharks and at least one great white shark were reported to have been feeding on the carcass.
Williams said he'd seen the sharks, including the great white, before he jumped in. But that didn't put him off taking the leap.
"He was too busy chomping on the whale so wasn't too bad," he told Seven Network.
"Mum thinks I'm an idiot, Dad's not too proud either," he said.
Man, people are so stupid. Like, how has Harrison survived 26-years? I would have thought for sure he wouldn't have survived past his teens. Yet here he is, somehow alive and practically spitting in Darwin's face.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Jordan A, who would have lassoed those sharks and ridden them to Atlantis. Sweet, bring me back some pearl earrings.