Idiot Decides To Surf Dead Whale While Sharks Circle

November 5, 2014

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This is a video of extreme dumbass Harrison Williams, a 26-year old from Australia who decided to jump off a boat and surf on a dead whale carcass while tiger sharks and at least one great white feasted on its corpse. Why? Because apparently one of his friends "thought it'd be pretty funny". No, Harrison, that friend just wants you out of the way so he can date your girlfriend. Peer pressure: it's real and you should talk to your kids about it.

"Out on the boat with the boys and one of my mates thought it'd be pretty funny if I surfed the whale, so I just did it," Williams told CNN affiliate Seven Network.


Several tiger sharks and at least one great white shark were reported to have been feeding on the carcass.

Williams said he'd seen the sharks, including the great white, before he jumped in. But that didn't put him off taking the leap.

"He was too busy chomping on the whale so wasn't too bad," he told Seven Network.

"Mum thinks I'm an idiot, Dad's not too proud either," he said.

Man, people are so stupid. Like, how has Harrison survived 26-years? I would have thought for sure he wouldn't have survived past his teens. Yet here he is, somehow alive and practically spitting in Darwin's face.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Jordan A, who would have lassoed those sharks and ridden them to Atlantis. Sweet, bring me back some pearl earrings.

  • KeKyKo

    What gets me upset is if he had fallen and been bitten by a shark perhaps even died from his injuries people would go back and kill the sharks because sharks are dangerous. Sorry but Sharks>stupid humans.

  • Rescue guy missed a golden opportunity to remove this idiot from the gene pool...

  • MustacheHam

    He seems to be having a whale of a time.

  • Lachrymist

    hear hear!

  • Bling Nye

    True, it didn't start out as a sperm whale...

  • Salt

    It may seem stupid now, but in 30 years (If he lives that long) how many people in the world can say they surfed on a whale carcass in shark infested water?

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Well when you say it like that it sounds like the only choice!

  • Jenness

    There's drunk and then there's Foster's Drunk.

  • Bling Nye

    Fosters is like sex in a canoe...

    It's fu*king close to water.

  • failtuna

    Fucking brilliant. That took equal parts stupidity and balls.

  • steve holt

    can't imagine the smell

  • Sarah

    Disgusting, dangerous, and disrespectful! Ugh.

  • Bling Nye

    Yeah, how disrespectful of that whale! To be all dead and floating there, all disgusting and dangerously attracting sharks and morons! Ugh!

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