Mountain Dew recently conducted taste tests for new flavors at Kent State University. The flavors included Lemon Ginger, Mango Habanero, and "Mountain Dew Dewitos." Thankfully, Redditor joes_nipples was there to try the abomination. Man, why can't my nipples have a Reddit account? SPOILER: because my penis is always hogging the keyboard.
According to joes_nipples, the liquid Doritos drink tasted "like if you shoved a handful of Doritos in your mouth and chugged some Dew at the same time."
"It honestly wasn't that disgusting," wrote joes_nipples on Reddit. "It tasted like orange with a doritos aftertaste. It tasted like straight doritos afterwards though. Weirdest thing I've ever drunk."
Oh joes_nipples, if Doritos flavored Mountain Dew is honestly the weirdest thing you've ever tasted, you have NOT LIVED. I don't even think that would make the top twenty weirdest drinks I've ever tasted. You bet me a dollar, and I'll drink pretty much anything you put in front of me. Just make sure to put it in front of my good eye though, because I have tried antifreeze before.
Thanks to Jillian, who agrees each bottle should come with a packet of Doritos dust to season the rim of your glass.