2 Birds With 1 Stone: Doritos Flavored Mountain Dew

November 7, 2014

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Mountain Dew recently conducted taste tests for new flavors at Kent State University. The flavors included Lemon Ginger, Mango Habanero, and "Mountain Dew Dewitos." Thankfully, Redditor joes_nipples was there to try the abomination. Man, why can't my nipples have a Reddit account? SPOILER: because my penis is always hogging the keyboard.

According to joes_nipples, the liquid Doritos drink tasted "like if you shoved a handful of Doritos in your mouth and chugged some Dew at the same time."


"It honestly wasn't that disgusting," wrote joes_nipples on Reddit. "It tasted like orange with a doritos aftertaste. It tasted like straight doritos afterwards though. Weirdest thing I've ever drunk."

Oh joes_nipples, if Doritos flavored Mountain Dew is honestly the weirdest thing you've ever tasted, you have NOT LIVED. I don't even think that would make the top twenty weirdest drinks I've ever tasted. You bet me a dollar, and I'll drink pretty much anything you put in front of me. Just make sure to put it in front of my good eye though, because I have tried antifreeze before.

Thanks to Jillian, who agrees each bottle should come with a packet of Doritos dust to season the rim of your glass.

  • adfasdfadfs

    that only sounds unpleasant

  • Greg Whitten

    This is why we can't have nice things

  • C-Basstian

    Firstly, eww... Secondly, I believe you mean drank sir. Drrrraaaannnk

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I believe "drank" would require it to be purple...

    ...or for the individual in the OP to have used the past tense as opposed to the past participle.

  • Guest

    not stoner caughsyrup "drank"

    drank like the cheap sugar water black people consume in place of juice.

    grape drank -purple stuff
    apple drank -green

    whatever flavor the red stuff is supposed to be...fruity punch drink?

    edit- https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  • J Doe

    The joke/reference is probably flying over my head, but "drunk" is the past participle so it's correct.

  • "Dewitos: Who wants diarrhea?!"

  • Emmitt Morgans

    This has got to be the worst thing that has ever happened to Kent State University...

  • Brian

    This has got to be the best comment that has ever happened to Geekologie...

  • anonymous

    Awwwwww....

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