WTF IS THAT?!: Premium Handjob Glove For Dudes

October 1, 2014

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This is The Handie, a silicon glove made for men to pleasure themselves. It's the perfect glove for the man who's always dreamed of looking down and pretending Iron Man is giving them a furious handjob.

The Handie Is the ultimate men's pleasure product, which utilizes your grip and gives you back control of your pleasure through state-of-the-art design and materials. The Handie's glove design and added features are unlike any other product for men. This is the real deal - an all-in-one gadget for guys! We like to call it, our Finishing Tool.


The Handie has a chamber located on the back of the glove, which can be filled with any water-based lubricant (Use Water Based Lube Only). Just fill with your favorite water based lube, replace, and push on the cap to dispense lubrication into the palm of The Handie for comfort and pleasure.

The Handie comes with a small, removable, vibrating bullet. The vibrator inserts into the pocket located on the pinky finger for a gentle vibration in the perfect sweet spot.

The Handie is currently an IndieGoGo project, and $150 will get you a limited first run edition, and $50 will get you one from the second run. Could you imagine anybody walking in on you when you're using this thing? I mean, getting caught masturbating is embarrassing, but getting caught masturbating with some sort of oven mitt from the future? That's plain awesome and I'd even invite my roommates to come watch. No eye contact though, that's my only rule. I don't want anybody getting the wrong idea and falling in love.

Keep going for a worthwhile video about the glove.

Thanks to The Handie itself, which can apparently send emails.

  • Fred

    When they ask what size you want it in I wonder what measurement they are looking for...

  • What if you spent all that money and then found that your hand doesn't fit in the glove?

  • Kaizer Chief

    Wonder if it doubles as a silicone trivet?

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    Could be embarrassing if you were alone in your room and someone came in and caught you..... red handed.

  • Flibbertigibbety

    "But hidden in his coat is a red right hand..."

  • URDUNSON

    this product should of been called "the Stranger"

  • onetone

    Finally!! I can look like Iron Man when I jerk off...

  • Ollie Williams

    Good job on reading the second sentence of the post.

  • onetone

    OH MY GOD!! Your right. So stupid. Thank you for that. Please forgive. I didn't mean to ruin your day.

  • Ollie Williams

    You didn't ruin my day, I'm just an asshole.

  • ODwanKenObi

    That made me laugh. "So stupid." Lmao!

  • Andrew Newton

    ON THE PLUS SIDE - they already have a good basis for a commercial.

    https://www.youtube.com/wat...

  • Aalok

    Now you're stroking with POWER!!!

  • Andrew Newton

    As a proud Fleshlight owner, I would feel shame for owning this....

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Yeah, it is not like if we didn't have from fleshlights to rea dolls for years. This one seems ridiculous.

  • asdfadfs

    real dolls always seemed a bit....necromancy.. to me though.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I think the world you intended was necrophilia. Unless your doll summon the dead, in this case better get a scary castle and prepare yourself to fight some adventurers.

  • asdfadfs

    necro- corpse
    romance- fucker

    how is that not the word?

  • dingusthemonique

    I think there is a type O negative song hiding somewhere in that post. LOL

  • Jenness

    LOL

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