The US Postal Service just released these Batman stamps to commemorate 75 years of Batman not being able to save his parents. You can get a sheet of 16 forever stamps for $9.80. That comes out to about 61-cents apiece. Use them to send a letter to an old friend! Use them to send me hate mail! Use them to send me hate mail laced with anthrax! Use them to send me hate mail laced with anthrax but show up before the letter does and kill me in a swordfight! I seriously don't care anymore.
Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil he cheats the post office by printing his own stamps because they're way easier to counterfeit than money.