This is a video of a little pumpkin with a superconductor jammed up its keister levitating on a magnetic track. REAL TALK: I'd let a scientist jam a superconductor up my keister if they told me I'd be able to levitate on a magnetic track. Hell, I'd let them put one up there if they said it could make me jump higher. Or give me clearer skin. Or nothing at all! I'm just really into butt play is what I'm saying.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Ant, who is praying for lots of full-size Snickers bars tonight.