I Feel Cultured: Woman Makes Breasts Dance To Mozart

October 17, 2014


Portrait mode, really? With boobs that size you should know better.

In what's arguably the best piece of performance art I've seen in years, this is a video of internet model Sara X making her cleavage dance to Mozart's "Eine kleine Nachtmusik". Everything about it is perfect, right down to her thousand-yard stare. That's how you know she takes her craft seriously. Focus -- FOCUS! *left boob, right boob, both boobs, both boobs* Now I'm not saying this woman belongs on the cover of a Wheaties box, but I am l saying people would probably eat more Wheaties if she was. Also, if they start putting toys inside.

Keep going for the video, then start practicing at your desk.

Thanks to Ricardo and Bevin, who agree maybe performance art isn't as dead as we previously thought.

  • zin

    Lady, you're hot, & I mean REAL hot, but that's just plain stupid.

  • That's freaky. They look like some sort of glove puppet.
    I think I'm just jealous that I don't have talented boobs.

  • Iknowyou

    TITS tit tit tittittittit tiiit TITS tit tit... I think we're onto something new.
    Orchestra of Tits

  • Conor Ghame

    If she can sync her pussy lips I'll be really impressed. Until then, she should working on shooting in horizontal video layout

  • Forblat


  • Andrew Newton

    Let me guess, the left breast dances to pay for law school and the right breast is working to become a doctor.

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  • Matthew Anderson

    This kind of spam has never been more appropriate.

  • Ragnogroth

    What? Now facebook is faster than Geekologie?

  • Facebook? She's been on the front of The Sun twice this week. A newspaper was quicker! C'est la vie.

  • The_Wretched

    I'm only now catching up.

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