For The Ladies And I: Fake Fur Ewok Face Heels

October 3, 2014

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These are the custom Star Wars Ewok heels made and sold by Esty shop OrionsOriginals. They're perfect for the woman who has everything except a pair of furry Star Wars themed high heels. Am I going to buy a pair for my girlfriend and pretend she has furry hobbit feet for a night? That's none of your business. That's between me, her, and my Gandalf costume. "That sounds like a yes." Oh it's going to happen.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to PYY, who agrees the coolest heels aren't heels at all, they're flip-flops.

  • Larawarnick

    Such a nice and creative pair of heels. I have same pair of heels and they are very comfortable. I love wearing that.

  • Ellie
  • Fercho

    Hell! I love Star Wars but this is ugly as f**k.

  • Excuse me miss, I think you stepped in some squirrel.

  • aquarius7373

    For the ladies and me* Come one, you're better than that, GW

  • Superior_Joe

    "Me" is the correct personal pronoun here, as it's the object of the implied "These are..." The personal pronoun "I" is used as a subject.

    However, I'm glad you learned half of a rule in third grade.

  • Gag Gag

    Just goes to prove that this isn't the real GW. The real GW, before he was replaced by this pseudo-dinosaur-lovin' fraud, had very good grammar. Hey fake GW, you're a big fat phony!

  • aquarius7373

    I THOUGHT THE SAME EXACT THING! When was that? Like just over a year ago maybe? I've been coming here at least twice a week for at least 7 years I think

  • Gag Gag

    I know, right, right??? Yeah, it was about a year ago when I noticed the writing style had changed. I may be way off base, but I think this might be the 3rd or 4th gen GW. I used to visit this site daily for the past few years like you, and reader comments were a big draw, but it's just not the same anymore. The luster's worn off.

  • Tyguy

    I'm not convinced anyone (even Star Wars fans) would look at those out 'n about and say: "Those are Ewok shoes"

  • Looks less ewok and more gerbil.

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