These are the Space Odyssey Plush Shuttle Slippers available from ThinkGeek ($20). They're one size fits most adults, and look like little space shuttles. This is space shuttle Discovery to Refrigerator Base, request permission to dock for a midnight snack, over. You ever dreamed of making love to a man with space shuttle slippers on? Hopefully my girlfriend has, because I am about to MAKE THAT DREAM COME TRUE.
Keep going for a shot of someone wearing the things.
Thanks to me, for playing space at least an hour a day to escape the harsh reality that is my life.