This is a list developed by the folks at the real-estate website Trulia of the 25 worst cities to populate in the event of a zombie apocalypse. They based the list on four factors: hospital density, traffic congestion, fewer hardware stores, and walking score. Los Angeles is #9, but I'm not really worried because I've been planning long and hard for the zombie apocalypse. Plan A) steal an LAPD helicopter, fly it to an uninhabited island and live there like Tom Hanks in that movie where he was friends with a volleyball (I will befriend a coconut). If I'm unable to procure a helicopter, then it's on plan B) shoot myself in the head. Foolproof! Shit, I don't have a gun. Thank God for Plan C) swing a baseball bat so hard I crack the back of my skull open and die.
Thanks to carey, who agrees Bumf***, middle America might be the safest place to be in the event of a zombie apocalypse, but you're basically already dead if you live there so what's the point?