25 Worst US Cities In The Event Of A Zombie Apocalypse

October 31, 2014

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This is a list developed by the folks at the real-estate website Trulia of the 25 worst cities to populate in the event of a zombie apocalypse. They based the list on four factors: hospital density, traffic congestion, fewer hardware stores, and walking score. Los Angeles is #9, but I'm not really worried because I've been planning long and hard for the zombie apocalypse. Plan A) steal an LAPD helicopter, fly it to an uninhabited island and live there like Tom Hanks in that movie where he was friends with a volleyball (I will befriend a coconut). If I'm unable to procure a helicopter, then it's on plan B) shoot myself in the head. Foolproof! Shit, I don't have a gun. Thank God for Plan C) swing a baseball bat so hard I crack the back of my skull open and die.

Thanks to carey, who agrees Bumf***, middle America might be the safest place to be in the event of a zombie apocalypse, but you're basically already dead if you live there so what's the point?

  • babyfartcloud

    Yeah i understand why zombies would be extra hungry in Denver, they all have the munchies.

  • S.M. Archer

    Read World War Z.

  • Trinkarian

    As a Trulian, I appreciate this post.

  • Ollie Williams

    I'm fine with being in #13. I also have several firearms in my house. Bring it on.

  • We now go live to Ollie Williams on the scene in downtown Portland. How's the zombie apocalypse look, Ollie?

  • Looks like a "Dave"

    After the zombie apocalypse it will be "We now go dead to Ollie Williams on the scene in downtown Portland...." and just when he appears onscreen his eyeball falls out of his decayed face, as he starts zombie marching toward the camera.

    [bad joke?]

  • James Mcelroy

    I dispute the Texas rankings, although it was not factored in, the guns per capita should come into play, thereby making Texas a MORE desirable place to live in the event of ZA.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    On the other hand the chances of someone shooting you and taking your suplies increases as well.

  • Conrado Parra
  • thomas the tank caboose

    you are a thinker

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