There Can Be Only One: Hamster Vs. Takeru Kobayashi In Hotdog Eating Contest

September 16, 2014

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This is a video of a hamster competing against famed competitive eater Takeru Kobayashi in a hotdog eating contest. Guess who wins? SPOILER: we do. The viewers -- we're the real winners here, because we just got to see a tiny hamster eating tiny hotdogs in a competitive eating contest against Takeru Kobayashi. If I got hit by a bus crossing the street this afternoon I would die happy. Happy, and probably texting when I shouldn't be. To my roommate: please melt my laptop with acid.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Eli Jones, who wants to see Kobayashi compete in a hamster food eating contest. It's only fair.

  • Silena Remillard

    People ruining what's meant to be entertainment don't count either so I guess we're even now.

  • Guest

    hotdogs stuffed in your mouth and unswallowed don't count by contest rules.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Shhhhh, they did this just so the hamster would feel good.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    This is awesome, but hardly fair. The hamster is just packing them away for later rather than chowing down...

  • raditzzzz

    joey chestnut woulda beat him.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    I dunno, Takeru holds twice as many world records as Joey...
    anyway we all know the Hamster would kick both their asses.

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