Okay: Zombie Head And Arm Out Of The Grave Chia Pets

September 18, 2014

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These are the new line of Chia Zombies. They come in 'Lifeless Lisa', 'Creepy Holden' and 'Restless Arm' varieties and all retail for $17. Amazingly, I've never actually grown a Chia pet. Which is weird because I love plants and have a green thumb. See? "Yeah, but what's up with the brown ring finger?" FORGET WHAT YOU SAW HERE.

Thanks to me, for wishing I had a yard to grow fruits and vegetables. Ooh -- and flowers to cut and arrange inside. I really am a horticulturist at heart.

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  • Fergun Connell

    Dang, wow, nice decorations! But along with them, I'd plant some weapons. hehe

  • kidsgardener

    I love the Chia Zombie..will go great in my collection with a venus fly trap and The Zombie Plant that actually dies and comes back to life. Found them on line.

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  • Panzimar

    Chia pets are usually crumby and not very creative, but the hand one is cute! PS I'm still waiting on my Lionel Richie clay head chia pet. I could recreate the "this is...how I see you" scene with my boyfriend as he belts Hello at me. Most romantic love scene involving clay to re-enact since Ghost or Jan Svankmajer's Dimensions of Dialogue.

  • Shea Hutchison

    We need a Weird Al version of this...

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