Okay: Zombie Head And Arm Out Of The Grave Chia Pets

September 18, 2014


These are the new line of Chia Zombies. They come in 'Lifeless Lisa', 'Creepy Holden' and 'Restless Arm' varieties and all retail for $17. Amazingly, I've never actually grown a Chia pet. Which is weird because I love plants and have a green thumb. See? "Yeah, but what's up with the brown ring finger?" FORGET WHAT YOU SAW HERE.

Thanks to me, for wishing I had a yard to grow fruits and vegetables. Ooh -- and flowers to cut and arrange inside. I really am a horticulturist at heart.

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  • Fergun Connell

    Dang, wow, nice decorations! But along with them, I'd plant some weapons. hehe

  • kidsgardener

    I love the Chia Zombie..will go great in my collection with a venus fly trap and The Zombie Plant that actually dies and comes back to life. Found them on line.

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  • Panzimar

    Chia pets are usually crumby and not very creative, but the hand one is cute! PS I'm still waiting on my Lionel Richie clay head chia pet. I could recreate the "this is...how I see you" scene with my boyfriend as he belts Hello at me. Most romantic love scene involving clay to re-enact since Ghost or Jan Svankmajer's Dimensions of Dialogue.

  • Shea Hutchison

    We need a Weird Al version of this...

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