It's Come To This: SelfieBrush iPhone Case & Hair Brush

September 11, 2014

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Because this is the world we live in, this is the $20 SelfieBrush, an iPhone case with a thin mirror on the front and a brush on the back. It makes the perfect accessory for the vain woman in your life. Or man. Or a hairy cat. My cats used to love being brushed and getting their pictures taken. Unless the flash went off. If the flash went off they got pissed and went into f*** you scratch mode. *shivers* Nothing good ever came out of f*** you scratch mode.

Keep going for a couple more shots including a guide to the perfect selfie in case no matter how hard you try you always wind up looking like shit like everyone on my Facebook feed.

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Thanks to E V I L A R E S, who is so evil whenever anybody asks if he'll take their picture he just holds their phone for a second, says he took a picture and it was great, then hands it back and leaves.

  • Well, I think it's time we just nuke the whole damn world back into the stone age.

  • S.M. Archer

    Tyler Durden, is that you?

  • captaindash

    Is this new, because you posted it 2 days after the announcement of the new iPhones which are different sized.

  • Dano

    Every selfie taken, leads us further into Idiocracy.

  • zin

    The present is gay.

  • S.M. Archer

    I.... I'm lost. I don't understand, I'm confused. A little hurt. No one told me this is where society was heading. If I had known, things would have happened. I'd press control-alt-delete on the whole operation!
    Furthermore, if I ever, ever see someone out with this hellspawn contraption I will kick them in their ovaries (if it's a dude they still obviously have ovaries.)

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