If you haven't already seen it plastered all over your Facebook feed, this is the sweet story of a boy's autistic brother who connects with Drax from Guardians of the Galaxy because neither one understands metaphors. Hey -- metaphors are stupid anyways. Similes are BEARABLE, like steamed vegetables. See what I did there? Man, I wish there was a superhero I could relate to. I guess I'd have to say I'm most similar to Batman. "Because you're an orphan?" No, because neither one of us actually has any superpowers.
Thanks to jeff, Ashley and BT, who agree Guardians of the Galaxy is the tits.