A Visual Guide To Pop Culture Doctors' Trustability
This is 'Should You Trust That Doctor?,' a chart developed by College Humor's Shea Strauss that shows whether or not you can rely on a particular doctor. But, despite being advertised as 'A Definitive Ranking Of Every Pop Culture Doctor Ever', Dr. House is surprisingly absent (as someone in the comments pointed out). So are all the original Ghostbusters, Dr. Moreau, Dr. Frankenstein, Dr. Frasier Crane, and Dr. Nick and Dr. Hibbert from The Simpsons. Plus a million more. It's amazing there's an actual Wikipedia page specifically about fictional doctors. They also failed to include my doctor. He gives me mantras to repeat to myself instead of medicine. He's says, "Repeat this to yourself fives times a day and call me in a week." Then I call him in a week and he's like, "So -- how's it going?" and I'm all, well, the bone is still sticking out of the skin and it's starting to smell. I'm sorry doc, but I think I need a second opinion.
Thanks to Chaz, who agrees me you should never trust a doctor with a hacksaw for an arm. They always seem too eager to amputate.