You'd Be Perfect In My Sideshow: Mad Hatter Hat Juggler
This is a video of the Mad Hatter hat juggler in Japan. He juggles hats. Plus rolls them down his arms and across his back, puts them on, takes them off, stuff like that. It looks like he'd make the perfect addition to my traveling sideshow. Just a heads up though, bro -- you're gonna have to bunk with the snakes-for-arms lady, and those arms have minds of their own after the lights go out. Know what I'm saying? I'm saying you gotta watch that ass. And never, under any circumstances, keep mice in your pockets. "But--" NO BUTS, HOMIE, YOU'RE NOT F***ING LENNIE FROM 'OF MICE AND MEN'.
Keep going for the video. Then try to flip your own hat onto your head and hit yourself in the nose.
Thanks again to Youtube Rhydonal, who can juggle chainsaws and cut down a tree simultaneously.