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Yogi?!: Creepy Bear Walks Upright Through Neighborhood

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This is a portrait-mode video *smack!* of a bear wandering through a New Jersey neighborhood on two feet. Presumably to trick people into thinking it's human. Nothing to see here folks, I'm just gonna look through your garbage like a normal person. Nice try, bear, but I happen to know there are only two people in the world that hairy and neither one lives in New Jersey. "It's Tony Soprano." IT'S NOT TONY SOPRANO.

Keep going for the eerie video.

Thanks to Kristina and E V I L A R E S, who agree it's only a matter of time before bears are driving cars.

There are Comments.
  • Karen Neko

    His name is Vinny and he is injured so thats why he walks that way

  • Melissa

    That is a goddam chupacabra if I ever saw one!

  • Daisy Church

    I for one welcome our new bear overlords

  • Neirit

    It looks like he was trying to get home and took a shortcut thru this cul-de-sac, and was walking upright to fool everyone around him he wasn't a bear.

  • zin

    Nuts. Awesome. RWOOARGH.
    Would hold the door open for.

  • Todd Crespo

    It's Baloo, he's deep cover!

    http://youtu.be/RJidy_lC8ag

  • Hello neighbor. dont mind me, im just a regular hooman bear.

  • asddfasdf

    bigfoot fur has previously been tested as possibly an undiscovered bear type....we just had a story about "geep"..... i posit this is a bearfoot. half bigfoot half blackbear

  • beastium

    that's crazy he only did it in the street but when he entered the forest he went back to normal bear style

  • Elak Swindell

    No, pay more attention. He rarely went on four legs. Even in the woods, he spent more time on two.

  • Kevin

    Actually, no, he didn't.

  • Guest

    humans walk like that and are rarely stuck by cars. his fourleggeded brethren are regularly struck and killed. so clearly cars prefer to murder those who go upon four and spare the two.

  • ProphetFlume

    So now a black bear can't walk upright through a hood without being called creepy? Y'all racist.

  • Can someone at least remake this video with this song? http://youtu.be/Wwac6mRHF2A

  • credit to you- i am watching this classic for the first time right now
    "hairpie!"

  • MustacheHam

    Tim? What's he doing in New Jersey?

  • Brad Walton

    AKA why I'll never believe your stupid bigfoot stories.

  • Andyman7714

    Way to blend!

  • Jeff

    they got it wrong, Planet of the Bears!

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