What the -- are you blowing a seagull?!
This is the $135 Facial Fitness Pao from Japan. It allegedly firms and tightens your face. I've got the feeling it doesn't work that well. Plus for some reason famed Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo is the spokesperson. Pfft, like that dreamboat needs any face exercising! You know, I often daydream about being a hunk. Then I wake up and look in the mirror and just cry, cry, cry. Lately I've even been kicking around the idea of getting plastic surgery. "Nose job?" BOOBS.
Keep going for the whole bird-in-your-mouth commercial.
Thanks to PYY, who agrees the best face exercise is laughter. AAHHAHAHAHA, KILL ME.