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Woman Uses Nike Run-Tracking App To Run In Penises

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Claire Wyckoff (pretty please be pronounced wackoff) uses the Nike+ run-tracking app to run in penis shapes, which she then posts to her Tumblr 'Running Drawing'. She doesn't JUST do penises though, just a LOT of penises (she's also done a unicorn, middle finger, Slimer from Ghostbusters, and a space invader). Clearly, Claire knows how to make cardio fun. Because if there was a giant penis waiting at the finish line every time I went for a run I'd be a lot more inclined to exercise. Wait, that came out wrong. I meant a giant vagina. No, that's not quite right either. I'll settle for a hotdog and a beer.

Keep going for more of Claire's exercise art.

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Thanks to lilco, who agrees sex is one of the, if not THE, best exercise. Heck yeah! (What about masturbating?)

There are Comments.
  • Miss Sarah B SXE

    Another one of those "why didn't I think of that?" moments . . . Big points for creativity. :)

  • joevsyou

    thats one way to have some fun!

  • Bubbubsky

    Classy and mature, just the kind of girl an intelligent adult wants in his life.

  • yksbubbuB

    If by mature you mean sexually developed, I agree. :)

  • Filip

    Best regards from Warsaw: http://oi60.tinypic.com/nda82b..."

  • Robby Earle

    in sunset in san francisco i will find you drawing penis's round my house

  • JJtoob

    Woah, even a squirter penis. She must be that crazy for cock.

  • m_lp_ql_m

    So she's flipping the bird at the San Tung Chinese Restaurant? Is their service that bad?

  • WronglyRabbit

    I just can't believe a Chinese restaurant would have less than desirable service.

  • Meh

    How about drinking paint and them puking it out over a canvas, at the very least as artistic as this bullshit above.

  • ucvgabe

    You sat alone in high school, didn't you?

  • yksbubbuB

    You don't have to ask the (rhetorical) question. It's that obvious.

  • ProphetFlume

    She also good at pole stripping. http://instagram.com/p/rPjLxAy...

  • This_Update_Sucks

    As much running as that is she must have a killer body.

  • make a weed leaf jogging through haight ashbury!
    and a cock in castro!
    this concept is artsy

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