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Woman Uses Nike Run-Tracking App To Run In Penises


Claire Wyckoff (pretty please be pronounced wackoff) uses the Nike+ run-tracking app to run in penis shapes, which she then posts to her Tumblr 'Running Drawing'. She doesn't JUST do penises though, just a LOT of penises (she's also done a unicorn, middle finger, Slimer from Ghostbusters, and a space invader). Clearly, Claire knows how to make cardio fun. Because if there was a giant penis waiting at the finish line every time I went for a run I'd be a lot more inclined to exercise. Wait, that came out wrong. I meant a giant vagina. No, that's not quite right either. I'll settle for a hotdog and a beer.

Keep going for more of Claire's exercise art.







Thanks to lilco, who agrees sex is one of the, if not THE, best exercise. Heck yeah! (What about masturbating?)

There are Comments.
  • Miss Sarah B SXE

    Another one of those "why didn't I think of that?" moments . . . Big points for creativity. :)

  • joevsyou

    thats one way to have some fun!

  • Bubbubsky

    Classy and mature, just the kind of girl an intelligent adult wants in his life.

  • yksbubbuB

    If by mature you mean sexually developed, I agree. :)

  • Filip

    Best regards from Warsaw:"

  • Robby Earle

    in sunset in san francisco i will find you drawing penis's round my house

  • JJtoob

    Woah, even a squirter penis. She must be that crazy for cock.

  • m_lp_ql_m

    So she's flipping the bird at the San Tung Chinese Restaurant? Is their service that bad?

  • WronglyRabbit

    I just can't believe a Chinese restaurant would have less than desirable service.

  • Meh

    How about drinking paint and them puking it out over a canvas, at the very least as artistic as this bullshit above.

  • ucvgabe

    You sat alone in high school, didn't you?

  • yksbubbuB

    You don't have to ask the (rhetorical) question. It's that obvious.

  • ProphetFlume

    She also good at pole stripping.

  • This_Update_Sucks

    As much running as that is she must have a killer body.

  • make a weed leaf jogging through haight ashbury!
    and a cock in castro!
    this concept is artsy

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