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When Jeff Goldblum Attends Your Wedding, This Happens

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Note: Larger, Goldblumier shot HERE.

This is a wedding shot from photographer Adam Biesenthal featuring Pamela and Jesse Sargent's wedding party running for their lives from a t-rex. Oh, and Jeff Goldblum is in there. Apparently his fiance is a friend of the bride. You think anybody cool will show up at my wedding? They better not steal my limelight. That is MY day. "I bet your bride doesn't even show." Wow, you're a jerk. Probably right, but a jerk. *squeezing man-tits* Who would want to marry this ol' hunk of junk anyways? "Cheer up, GW. Besides, beauty is on the inside." Awwww, you mean it? "Well it CAN be, but in your case the inside looks like shit too." Damn, I need a hug...OF DEATH.

Hit the jump for a closeup of Dr. Ian Malcolm.

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thanks to chichi, who agrees the most important person to have at your wedding is the person who yells something when the pastor says speak now or forever hold your peace. Those people make weddings MEMORABLE.

There are Comments.
  • Alex

    Dude that's totally fake. You can tell by the lines that the T-Rex is photo shopped in.

  • jen

    Oh really? I thought this wedding party stumbled upon the last remaining trex

  • Bad Boy Bubby

    are you dumb? there is nothing fake about this picture i would know a photo shopped T-rex if i saw one

  • nanCY

    The guy on the right is like, "Yea, I ain't running for no fake dinosaur shot!"

  • Bubbubsky

    Whatever happened to Goldblum? He's a good actor, and made some really good movies. He's like Michael Keaton in that they both made popular movies in the 80's/early 90's, then kind of fell off the radar. Must be the Pittsburgh connection.

  • AmstraD

    Check out Wes Anderson movies

  • mr. pickles

    I was curious so I checked IMDB, he seems to actually be quite active still.

  • Jonny Campbell

    With all that running and jiggling....

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