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What An All-Star: Kid At The Fair Gives Perfect Inteview

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This is a video of young Noah Ritter (who has never been on live television before) being interviewed at the Wayne County Fair in Pennsylvania. He is an all-star. If there were a such thing as live television interview Olympics, Noah would take the gold, Zombie "I like turtles" Jonathan would take the silver, and the Atlanta grape stomping lady would have been disqualified in the prelims, possibly for dying.

Seriously, hit the jump and just watch the video. So many solid one-liners.

Thanks to PYY, who would pay good money to sit around and listen to Noah tell stories.

There are Comments.
  • can I get a transcript of what he was saying? I cant make out a single thing exept for "ive never been on live televonsion before" :D

  • Grand Old Drummer

    Noah: It was great. And apparently, I've never been on live
    television before. But. Apparently sometimes I don't watch the sh- I don't
    watch the news. Because I'm a kid and apparently every time apparently Grandpa just gives me the remote after we watch the Powerball.

    Reporter: Tell me about the ride. What did you think about
    the ride?

    Noah: Well, it was great.

    Reporter: Why?

    Noah: Because apparently you're spinning around and
    apparently every time you get dizzy...

    Reporter: Yeah.

    Noah: That's all ya's do is get dizzy. Yeah, and I've never
    ever been on live television. I never ever been on live television.

    Reporter: Are you excited?

    Noah: Yeah and apparently I already went down the super
    slide. When I went down that one, I was scared half to death. I just freak out.

    He then goes on to explain off mic that he is from 3 different towns. Hope that helped.

  • thank you, sir! :D

  • Andyman7714

    Apparently I laughed my head off. IT WAS REALLY SCARY!

  • Shawn Bibby

    Awesome!

  • captain kringle

    this kid gives me hope

  • Ollie Williams

    Apparently.

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  • Lies!

  • girl is photobombing, he keeps going like a pro

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