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Well Hello There!: A Homemade Raptor Bicycle

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This is the raptor bicycle (technically a tricycle) built by Norwegian artist Markus Moestue. I would ride that. I would ride that ALL NIGHT LONG. Not in the street though, it doesn't have a bike light. Could you imagine getting rear-ended by that thing? HEAVEN. I got the shivers just thinking about it. Look -- look at my nips. They're like the size of Canadian dimes right now. Man, I love it when they're this size, I bet they could cut glass. *tears shirt off, rubs chest on nearest window* Okaaaaay, so apparently they're actually using that conference room today.

Keep going for a bunch more shots.

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Thanks to Baconduck, arguably the most delicious duck ever.

There are Comments.
  • zin

    Fedora
    Fedoraaaaaaaa

  • Cimber

    Damn it, this is from my local news paper, you can see my leg in one of the photos. my location is internationally compromised. thank's a lot GW..

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Son, buy a damn belt.

  • zin

    Is that you hidden behind raptor humps?

  • your undies are showing too

  • WhiteEagle2

    Well it wasn't, until you just told us. Sucker.

  • Cimber

    as if no one else can recognise that tasty leg? please..

  • hard to find a jurassic parking for this vehicle

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