WARNING: A lot of dirty words, because dirty words make things seem realer.
This is an entirely (and poorly) staged video of a dad running over his deadbeat son's XBox game collection with the lawnmower. The whole thing is cringe-worthy, particularly the very beginning to the very end. Still, I just posted it, so I guess they got what they wanted. The anthrax I just mailed them? They can consider that a bonus.
Keep going for the video, then feel free to add your own "Fake, the shadows are all wrong," just like in the good ol' days.
Thanks to boog, Allie, Steven and DrumStick, who agree he should have run over his son's leg to show him he really means business.