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That Prancersize Lady Is Back, This Time With A Gentleman Friend (And His Galloping Package)

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Remember Joanna Rohrback, the extremely camel-toed inventor of Prancersize? Of course you do, there isn't a single person with internet access who hasn't closed their eyes and seen that spandex'd vagina staring back at them at some point. *bad shivers* Well now Joanna is back with another video, this time with a GENTLEMAN FRIEND. And that friend just so happens to have a giant zebra print penis flapping around like a penguin trying to take off.

This video goes a step beyond my original video " Official Prancercise: A Fitness Workout" exploring the potential of getting fit along with a preferred partner; in a preferred environment; and even alongside preferred animals. A feeling of liberation from the boring and overbearing typical fitness scene ( usually even lacking in self-expression), can be experienced right here in "Official Prancercise®Fitness with Passion." Free your mind from the usual grind!

On a scale from 1 to 10, how many people do you think will wind up pleasuring themselves to this video? And will those people be male or female or -- OR -- horses? You know what I'm talking about, Mister Ed! "COME BACK LATER, MY LITTLE PONY IS ON." Why you dirty dog!

Keep going for the video and free your mind. Decent sized horse-dump at 3:28.

Thanks to Barb, who developed her own exercise routine based on fish. It's called swimming.

There are Comments.
  • Kim Schellenberg

    Did anyone notice this video was shot at a horse rescue ranch?! Why they let her & her little friend out in that pasture is beyond me...horses which have already been abused being harassed by two Pony wanna-be's! Their arm flailings are hurried herding movements: as far as the horses are concerned, these two are pushing them around...in essence: predatory behaviour! I bet it took weeks to get the spook out of them: I pity the person who had to round them up afterwards. Obviously that dumb-ass woman has zero horse-sense!

  • Justin Bay

    omg this would be a great paradie on Mad Tv

  • DWS

    The horses have the right idea - RUN AWAY!

  • Elak Swindell

    I definitely don't want to see a lady that looks like a horse prancing to a horse. LOL

  • NavySausage

    Put out to pasture. It all makes sense now.

  • Roxanne Moore

    It's like the most offensive pas de deux I've ever seen.

  • the lost emperor

    You folks that think she's trolling are underestimating the human capacity for cluelessness.

  • Edna Furburger

    Remove her wig and 7 lbs of makeup and I'd feel compelled to feed her a carrot through a picket fence. Her equine face scared my dog so badly that the pooch has been hiding under the bed for the good part of a day.

  • James Burtnett

    She has too much MONEY and He wants it!

  • Nicole R.

    I think we know why she keeps him around...
    I'm just sad neither of them got kicked.

  • Jenness

    I didn't know this existed but it has changed my life! *says future Prancercize video guest host* I'm going to do this EVERYWHERE!

  • RobinM

    Call an ambulance, I think I have gone into shock. :/

  • Johnny Bigrig

    As forced as the first one.. There's a difference between trying to be funny and trying to be viral.

  • Dude in the video looks like he's thinking "fuck this noise" all the way through...

  • LiQue Yodick

    Fuck her right in the pussy!

  • Ninjattitude

    "Decent sized horse-dump at 3:28"

    Hmm, I was thinking there was a decent sized horse dump between 0:00 and 4:31.

  • dougfunnay

    oh man the quote at the end

  • Carole Elizabeth Ballard

    Stop scaring the fecking horses you mad woman

    First Horse: who the feck is that?"
    Second Horse "Dunno, but smile, we are getting royalties for a walk on part!"

  • vegetablelasagna

    That Prancersize woman is one of the worst people I have ever met (surprise!). She was the grand marshal of the Halloween parade in my neighborhood and we bumped into her at a restaurant. I asked her for a photo and she proceeded to interrogate me about Prancersize. I described it as a "whimsical form of exercise". She got very stern and said, "NO! It is a rhythmic forward movement that can be used as exercise!!" She had an ego bigger than every professional athlete I have met combined.

  • Johnny Bigrig

    Congratulations on being trolled by a faux-celebrity.

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