This is a video from the Woods Hole Oceanographic Institute of a great white shark attacking the video camera that was meant to study them. It's terrifying how it just comes out of nowhere to attack. Which is exactly why I want you to sign this petition to fill the oceans with concrete. Here, you can use my pen. "Wait a minute -- this isn't a petition to fill the oceans with concrete! It's a petition to recognize the Geekologie Writer for the galaxy's biggest penis." JUST SHUT UP AND SIGN THE PAPER ALREADY.
Keep going for the video, but skip to 1:10 for the attacks to start.
Thanks to Dawn, who informed me she doesn't even feel safe swimming in the pool at the country club. Wait -- you belong to a country club?!