I'M A BIIIIIIIIRD!
This is a video about a 'salmon cannon' designed to launch salmon upstream in places where dams make swimming upstream to spawn impossible. The cannon can shoot the fish up to 22MPH, with a rate of 40 salmon per minute. Then they all get together and have a giant orgy before dying. Getting shot out of a cannon, boning, then dying? I could only be so lucky.
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Thanks to Pasty, who agrees big cities should use human cannons instead of buses and subways.