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Quality Time: Reading On The Crapper, An Infographic


Note: This isn't the whole graphic, hit the jump to see the whole thing. Bonus points for reading it on the can.

This is an infographic about reading on the shitter. I find it hard to believe only 75% of Americans have used their cell phone in the bathroom. Apparently 25% of Americans are f***ing liars. 30 minutes is the average time spent in the bathroom? That is not enough. Between crying in the shower and near constant diarrhea I am in there at LEAST three hours a day. I like how the top choice for reading material for males is "erotic magazines". Because, dammit, that was a solid dump and you deserve a boner. Also, please don't ever answer a call when you're on the can. That's disrespectful. UNLESS it's a telemarketer and you plan on giving them a play-by-play of your bowel movement, in which case go for it.

Hit the jump for the whole thing.


Thanks to Clara, who writes songs in the bathroom. Me too!

There are Comments.
  • Shittinonthetoilet

    I exclusively read your shitty reposts from reddit and kotaku on the toilet, where I have nothing better to do GW.

  • dougfunnay

    dude who is spending a half hour a day in the bathroom?
    if it takes you more than a couple minutes to drop a duece you need to see a doctor

  • zin

    Solid dumps give me boners

  • Mike Freeman

    what a shitty infographic.

  • Kaizer Chief

    What, no comment about all the turd hairdos on the poster?!

  • MustacheHam

    Complemented with devious expressions.
    I do not know how to feel about that. :|

  • Downside : Digital devices Do not double as toilet paper

  • The first thing I think of when someone says "Oh yeahhhh, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet" is "Huh. You were taking a poo while on your phone."

    I don't think they'd be telling so many people if they knew everyone (or at least "me") was thinking this.

  • captain kringle

    lies, all lies

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