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Ninja: Motorcyclist Crashes Into Back Of Moving Car, Flips, Lands Standing On Roof Of Car

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This is some (presumably Russian) dashcam footage of exactly what the title says: a speeding motorcyclist crashing into the back of a car and managing to land on his feet on the roof of the vehicle. Now I know I called him a ninja in the title, but in reality ninjas don't crash their f***ing motorcycles into the backs of cars. That is like, the opposite of stealth. Unless he did it on purpose to slip through the sunroof and assassinate the driver, in which case this guy is the baddest ass to ever fail a driving test.

Keep going for the footage.

Thanks to Joe and Terry, either of which could have done the same thing except with two and half flips and landed in a handstand.

There are Comments.
  • MustacheHam

    Drivers: "where's the guy who hit is?"
    Motorcyclist: "up here fellas"
    Drivers: "how da' 'ell did you get up there"
    Motorcyclist: "flippin' physics....please take me to the hospital"

  • LINK 999

    NICE!, a deleted scene from The Raid 2

  • zin

    And thus begins a new breed of Xtreme vehicular sports.
    Saudis got no thang on Rooskies.

  • DeathBotGamma

    Lucky fella.

  • TJ Wilferd

    I think the motorcycle ninja just got super lucky there, but will still show the video to everyone he knows as proof he is a ninja.

  • nanCY

    And THAT'S what happens when you split lanes at 90 MPH!

  • Forblat

    LOUD

  • Legio

    Mutant, no more..

  • ODwanKenObi

    I was waiting for a meteor to fall from the sky. I am disappoint.

  • Sean Lally

    Filmed by the douchebag that's not passing in the passing lane. Totally his/her fault.

  • Kaizer Chief

    Yep, slow idiots sitting in the passing lane are the bane of my life. Not related, but still valid: the rest of the world seriously needs to wake up and start driving on the left.

  • Damifino

    Or it could be the fact that the motorcycle was traveling way to fast...It is his own fucking fault.

  • Guest

    Not really, in most east european countries the cars have dash cameras because of the high rate of insurance fraud. This was probably just a random guy that caught the motorcyclist by chance.

  • Gabriel Arturo Alonso

    No one was questioning the dash camera, but that the guy is in the passing lane and not passing. Anyway, thanks for answering a question no one asked, Just a guy.

  • hoadpfs

    The motorcycle still passed on the left and there are things like speed limits..
    After a 2nd look the car that goes left sets his signals the last second.

  • Kaizer Chief

    He wouldn't have had to have passed on the left if this slowpoke hadn't been obstructing the passing lane (which is just as illegal as speeding).

  • Ryan

    Fuckin' A man

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