This is a video of the Princess Bride re-cut by Youtuber Philip Raupach into the preview for a horror movie. He did a great job, and I happen to know someone who's gonna be sleeping with their lights on tonight. And that's my little sister, because I just poured a whole bowl of fake blood trailing out of her closet and told her the monster must be back. Sweet dreams, Becky. "Mooooooooooom!" Shhhhhhh! Fine, it was me, okay? Now shut up or I'll break your piggy bank. "You already did." Haha, yeah I did. You could really stand to learn a thing or two about fiscal responsibility. Now listen -- you tell mom about the monster prank and I'll read your journal to all the kids at the bus stop. "You wouldn't!" I already Xeroxed the whole thing. I bet they'll all be particularly interested in the 'Boys' section. *tussling hair* Now get some sleep -- one day you'll be thankful you had a big brother like me. Or try to have me killed. Whatever the case, just know that I did my best. OH MY GOD SOMETHING JUST GRABBED MY ANKLE FROM UNDER YOUR BED. Haha! Goodnight, sis.
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Thanks to lilco, who watches The Princess Bride on the regular like any decent person would.