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Impressive Fan-Made Star Wars Episode VII Movie Posters

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This is a series of three alternate fan-made posters for Star War Episode VII designed by DeviantARTist AndrewSS7. Will the actual movie posters look this good? I doubt it. Of course, I've been wrong before. Like when I camped out to see all three prequels.

Keep going for the other two.

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Thanks to Jeff B, who informed me he has faith that these movies are going to be good. Fingers crossed, homie.

There are Comments.
  • Johnny Freakin Call

    Why is it "WAR"? Isn't the plot just about a group of mercenaries finding Luke's hand and bringing it back to him?
    Oh, and a geriatric Boba Fett... Don't get me wrong; I like Boba and Jango Fett but they were not treated as they should have been in the movies. Jango got killed as an afterthought by Mace and Boba got served to an animal by a clueless Han. Bad deaths for both characters.

  • cuthbert51

    Too bad he didn't take the time to put the right release date on all of them.

  • Luke actually looks fit

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  • DeathBotGamma

    Nice.

  • Skycrapper

    When nerds collide!

  • ML-K

    The Radar shouldn't be still on the Falcon. Didn't Lando totally bust it up? #DontTellHan

  • You're absolutely right. In the span of 30 years, it in NO WAY could have been repaired.

  • WhiteEagle2

    I don't think its unreasonable to think that it could be replaced.

  • ML-K

    I think it's reasonable that the radar can be replace 30 years after the battle of Endor but these posters look like they take place 30 mins after they sent torpedoes into the death star core ie the radar that Hans ground team destroyed is still on fire.

  • AtomicMountain

    Dear Star Wars,

    Please go away.

    We liked you at first, but now you're really, really annoying.

    Everybody knows that Episode 7 is going to suck as bad as Episodes 1, 2 & 3 did.

    It was a good run, but seriously, you have to go.

    Oh, one more thing...will you please tell Lego to stop making your toys? My kid has no idea who you are.

    Thanks again for Episode 4,

    Sincerely,
    Everybody (except overweight guys in their late 40s, and girls who like to get attention doing Princess Leia cosplay at ComicCon)

  • cuthbert51

    You're an absolute idiot.

    Fuck off, just because you're not into it.

  • AtomicMountain

    Jesus. You sound JUST LIKE my ex-wife.

    That's EXACTLY what she used to say when I'd make fun of that horrible TV show, Charmed.

    Have you ever seen that show? It's just awful.

  • Superior_Joe

    No one's putting a gun to your head forcing you to patronize the Star Wars fanchise. What a whiny, entitled pussy you are. "Waaaaa! All media must conform to my personal tastes! Waaaa!"

  • AtomicMountain

    Settle down, there, Superior_Joe. You're gonna pull something.

    Jesus, you FanBoys really take this Star Wars stuff seriously, huh? I didn't care for the Lord of the Rings franchise either. Can I make fun of that? or...

    (Sorry 'bout that, ptek, I know how much you hate my ellipses.)

  • the fifties called-they want their hairstyling back

  • AtomicMountain

    Ouch-o!

    (Does somebody else want to explain it to him, or should I?)

  • explain what, bro?

  • AtomicMountain

    Well, you know how you're a FanBoy of Star Wars? And you got mad at me for making fun of it, and so you made fun of "my hair" in my avatar?

    Well, I'm kind of a FanBoy too of this (obscure in the US) Canadian TV show called Trailer Park Boys. My avatar isn't a pic of ME; it's a pic of one of the characters in the show.

    I figured that maybe other FanBoys of the show would recognize it, and, as FanBoys clearly often do, make fun of YOU for not knowing who the character is.

    Obviously, there's not a lot of Star Wars/Trailer Park Boys FanBoy crossover here, so I guess my scheme didn't work.

    PS. If you haven't seen Trailer Park Boys yet, you should. It's hilarious. (And don't judge it based on the movies they've made; they're good, but the series is way better.)

  • you should be then be a fan of "forbidden planet" - a drive-in theatre classic, old chap capiche?

  • do you want beef, fonzie, from a star wars ice hockey mother with two jobs?!!!

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