These are the officially licensed $20 Game Of Thrones Westeros map beer steins available from ThinkGeek. They hold 20-ounces of your favorite beverage. Me? I prefer my steins much larger. Plus with one of those metal lids on top so my coworkers can't smell the booze. They think I drink coffee all day. I never drink coffee. I drink MAGIC POTIONS. "That's just tequila and grapefruit juice." No, it's not JUST tequila and grapefruit juice. I also threw in a couple of those boner pills they sell behind the counter at gas stations.
Thanks to chichi, who agrees noon on a Monday is the perfect time for a keg stand.