This is the $15 Game of Thrones Stark Direwolf Sculpted Mug. It holds 12-ounces of coffee and booze, has "WINTER IS COMING" printed on the side and a 3D gray direwolf head in the bottom. Will it be enough to scare away whoever's been sneaking laxatives into my coffee every morning? I hope so. "Nobody's been sneaking laxatives into your coffee, you just eat like shit and drink all the time and get diarrhea." Ouch. I'm not gonna lie, I liked it better my way.
Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best coffee mugs are the ones with a pet's face printed on the side.