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Antique Chair Upcycled With Adventure Time Theme

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This is the antique chair that Redditor reallylovely bought for $20 from an antique store, then vastly improved with an Adventure Time theme. I bet that that shit feels good on your buttcheeks. Icy Hot too. Just kidding, Icy Hot kind of hurts. Especially if it seeps into your anus. I mean, at least that's what a friend told me. "I thought you didn't have any friends." I'm my own best friend. "So it was you." Don't act so surprised. I've probably experimented with putting Icy Hot on every body part. Plus one time I put muscle-relaxing gel on my balls. "And?" That was 2011 and I still can't feel them.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees that, as far as good times go, adventure time is second only to afternoon nap time.

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  • Sadness.Sploid posts more often than GW.Hes got too much life lately. Cherchez la femme! Blog harder, Bro!

  • go f... yourself groucho, you selfloathing poster!

  • Agent355

    Soooo much want.

  • Bunni

    You could never sit on or you'd hurt poor Jakey. Wouldn't it be fun to have hin hanging limply off the chair like you were crushing him?

  • zin

    Better yet, sit on the real Jake inflated to balloon castle proportions, that would be comfy as hell.

    That's some imagination this guy's got. When I look at the original chair, all I see is Princess Leia slave bikini.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    You could paint a balloon castle as Jake since he can be shape-shift anything is Jake shaped.

  • zin

    Man... Any one of us could be Jake. Even me! For all we know, all of existence is Jake!

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