Because who hasn't dreamed of dropping off some of their own fudge bars in a melting chocolate crapper, UK chocolatiers Choccywoccydoodah and Bathrooms.com teamed up to make a toilet, bidet, sink and bathtub entirely out of Belgian chocolate. All the fixtures together contain about 9.4-million calories and cost $133,000. For reference, that's $133,000 outside of my chocolate bathroom budget. Besides, where are you supposed to deposit all that chocolate after it's digested?
"As a consequence of shoppers searching for 'bathroom sweets' we decided to answer their search, literally," Bathrooms.com CEO Ian Monk said in a press release. "Our very own exclusive chocolate bathroom suite, based on our Maderno range, was initially a bit of fun, but once we realized it was possible to actually make we knew we decided to buy Bathroomsweets.com and list the product."
Bidet - $11,700 Sink - $15,000 Toilet - $23,400 Tub - $83,600
When reached for comment about the bathroom, Willy Wonka told me he's had a chocolate shitter for almost half a century already. He was all, "One time I got constipated for eight months while testing new recipes for Everlasting Gobstoppers. When I was finally able to go again I took a dump the size of two Oompa Loompas laying head-to-foot in that thing." Aaaaand that's when the imagery really started to get to me and I had to hang up before I got sick.
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Thanks to Jess, who's holding out for a jelly bean bathroom. OMG, so colorful!