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9.4-Million Calorie Bathroom Set Made Out Of Chocolate

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Because who hasn't dreamed of dropping off some of their own fudge bars in a melting chocolate crapper, UK chocolatiers Choccywoccydoodah and Bathrooms.com teamed up to make a toilet, bidet, sink and bathtub entirely out of Belgian chocolate. All the fixtures together contain about 9.4-million calories and cost $133,000. For reference, that's $133,000 outside of my chocolate bathroom budget. Besides, where are you supposed to deposit all that chocolate after it's digested?

"As a consequence of shoppers searching for 'bathroom sweets' we decided to answer their search, literally," Bathrooms.com CEO Ian Monk said in a press release. "Our very own exclusive chocolate bathroom suite, based on our Maderno range, was initially a bit of fun, but once we realized it was possible to actually make we knew we decided to buy Bathroomsweets.com and list the product."


Bidet - $11,700 Sink - $15,000 Toilet - $23,400 Tub - $83,600

When reached for comment about the bathroom, Willy Wonka told me he's had a chocolate shitter for almost half a century already. He was all, "One time I got constipated for eight months while testing new recipes for Everlasting Gobstoppers. When I was finally able to go again I took a dump the size of two Oompa Loompas laying head-to-foot in that thing." Aaaaand that's when the imagery really started to get to me and I had to hang up before I got sick.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to Jess, who's holding out for a jelly bean bathroom. OMG, so colorful!

There are Comments.
  • Meh

    While people are starving, i assume there are people who waste their not-so-hard earned cash on this crap only to turn it into real shit.

  • dougfunnay

    hey man it can be stressful

    sword of damocles and all that

    i would much rather work for minimum wage at a mcdonalds than deal with the responsibility of rubbing elbows with the slimiest of the slimeballs and letting my money work for me

    the only way to relieve all that stress is in a nice bathtub made of solid chocolate while i listen to some rockin tunes on my 24carat gold diamond encrusted ipod

    you guys have it easy

    you dont have to stress about losing your investments and manipulating markets because you dont have any and you cant

  • MustacheHam

    *uses hot water* Instant cocoa bath. :D

  • Closet Nerd

    If you shit in the chocolate toilet, you'll never be able to tell when its dirty...

  • How do you clean chocolate?

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  • you don`t have to eat it, darling !

  • *hickup*

    i have once been on an artsy fartsy vernissage where they had a room filled with chocolate cruzifixes, the stench was amazing!

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