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WTF?: Sad Single Guy Turns Shower Head Into Girlfriend

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This is a series of photos showing the process that sad and single ARuFa used to turn an ordinary shower head into a beautiful girlfriend. And by beautiful I mean she looks like the girl who craws out of the TV in The Ring. Is he like...going to pleasure himself to that? What if his roommate does? Is that cheating? Because I imagine things could get ugly pretty quick. Granted not any uglier than the shower head lady in the middle of this world's saddest love triangle, but still pretty ugly.

Keep going for shots of the whole sad process.

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Thanks to GG, tompson, Blue1016 and Anna, who agree dual shower heads for a ménage à trois or GTFO.

There are Comments.
  • MustacheHam

    nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

  • GreyMatter

    Farrah Faucet? (credit to HauntedSpit...made me laugh and I thought I'd share!)

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Creepy

  • Miso Corny

    He couldn't do better with the packing tape dildo-arms?

    What he spent that time padding the thing's bra with balloons, but he couldn't buy some yellow rubber kitchen gloves and fill them with jelly belly's or something?

  • zin

    Why do you know that jelly-beans are a good alternative to flesh?

  • Miso Corny

    Haha, I couldn't think of what those soft beads were in bean bags. I could have said Gummy worms.

  • zin

    I think they're... beans man. Like in the name.

  • Guest

    they used to be, now they're plastic pellets made out of recycled milk jugs

  • steveday72

    Even better then - he could've made "her" jugs out of jugs!

  • ODwanKenObi

    Lmao! This is hilarious.

  • Jeffery Dodds

    Why are there no shower tiles or plastic coverings on the walls? Is the wall itself impermeable to water?

  • baal

    The guy has a grotesque faux woman in continuous puke mode and you're worried about the walls? Actually, that's a good question.

  • RB

    That's not Lindsay. It's Dave Mustaine.

  • Miso Corny

    Thank you! I was trying to place the Masculine Red head from widely popular heavy metal band! Haha Dave Mustaine.

  • RB

    Right?! I mean the only thing is that the showerhead doesn't look as angry.

  • Miso Corny

    yeah Dave Mustaine would never be that happy

  • at least, he is enjoying himself, if he needs to accomplish this to stand under a vomitting Lindsay Lohan, thats fine with me.

  • zin

    I... I made this for you.
    http://i.imgur.com/0H2uzrw.jpg

  • how do i earn this honor?

  • awesome, thanks!

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