What An All-Star: Little Girl Somehow Performs A Loopty-Loop In Rotating Carnival Funhouse
This is a portrait-mode video (come on, lady -- you've had that phone for years!) of a teensy little girl somehow managing to hold on to the rotating barrel at the exit of a carnival funhouse and perform a loopty loop. How the hell did she do that? Was she squeezing it with her legs? Regardless, if the ringleader catches wind of this I've got the feeling somebody has a bright future as this carnival's next strongwoman. Me? I'm going to get a pair of fake tits and become the bearded lady. I'll kiss you for a nickel!
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to BBQ, who would have gone for two full rotations. Then a cotton candy and funnel cake.