Remember last week's point-of-view video of the world's tallest water slide? Well it just had its first human riders, and this is the video of them shitting their pants on the way down. Looks intense. Still, a water slide you ride in a raft is no real water slide in my opinion. You might as well call log flumes water slides. Screw this, if anybody needs me I'll be bobbing around in the wave pool like a turd. "Closed for diarrhea." Lazy river it is then.
Keep going for the video, as well as another one of early tests that show a raft catching air and leaving the ride.
Thanks to lilco, who agrees the best waterslide has and always will be a homemade Crocodile Mile.