Seen here looking suspiciously like a hand grenade, the kGoal is a piece of smartphone compatible vaginal fitness equipment meant to strengthen your pelvic floor muscles with Kegel exercises. It ranks how hard you squeeze it on a scale from 1 - 10, and the harder you squeeze the more intense vibrations you're rewarded with. Both the bulb that goes inside the vagina and the handle that rests on your exterior lady parts have vibrating motors in them, so you are going to feel VERY NICE. Have you ever orgasmed during a workout before? I have not. Although I did orgasm once at the table of a fancy restaurant.
kGoal is a smart Kegel trainer and functions as both an exercise tool and a performance monitoring and guidance system. It measures the force exerted by squeezing your pelvic floor muscles and can communicate that information back to you via a phone and/or the device itself. Using the device and corresponding app is like having a personalized gym, physical therapist, and tracking system by your side whenever you want.
That actually sounds pretty awesome. Unfortunately, I don't have a vagina. Although... "Don't put it in your butt, GW." You know me so well. Speaking of sexual health, I wish somebody made some decent penis exercise equipment for men. But noooooo, I have to risk getting kicked out of the gym for trying to hang as many 45-lb barbell plates as I can on my wiener. I've done three before. I don't pitch tents, I erect skyscrapers.
Keep going for another shot and the Kickstarter video (project is already funded, you can get one when they're manufactured later this year starting at $125).
Thanks to Josh, who said very nice things to me in his message and now I'm embarrassed.