Aww man, when I saw the car I thought it was gonna be a bonus stage!
So a Russian walks into a bar...I'm kidding, he's already been there for hours. This is a video of two drunk as f*** Ruskies (is there any other kind? That was rhetorical) doing battle, which somebody added Street Fighter music and sound effects to. These guys can barely stand, yet the taller one manages to hold on to a cigarette the whole fight AND SMOKE IT. Priorities. Who do you think wins? In the grand scheme of life, I'm guessing neither.
Keep going for the video, but place your bets beforehand. I bet you lose.
Thanks to Lindsey, who can't wait to see a new challenger.