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Torch The House, Leave No Survivors: Massive Wasp Nest Fuses La-Z-Boy Recliner To The Carpet

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This is a video of a house in Florida whose previous owner died. So a new couple bought the home and began the process of renovating it when, OH SHIT, massive yellow-jacket nest attached to the recliner. The video was shot by the bee-removal expert they hired, who, from the sound of things, is more of a good ol' boy with nothing left to lose than any kind of expert. You want me to get rid of em? I can get rid of em. *circles house with gasoline, throws match* Ta-da, your problem will be over shortly. "We kind of wanted to still live there." With those yellow-jackets? Are you crazy? That was their house now.

Keep going for the video, but feel free to skip around because it's not as exciting as an action-adventure movie.

Thanks to nopenopenope, who clearly doesn't have a very bright looking future in bee-removal services.

There are Comments.
  • Rachael Johnson

    Oh FUCK no!!!!

  • Code : Verde

    Why not attempt to make peace with the Yellow Jackets?
    Sit upon the throne of the Yellow Jackets and let them bless you with their songs.

  • Kaizer Chief

    This is one of YouTube's suggested videos (good luck getting to sleep tonight): https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  • Andrew Newton

    nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

  • Webstuff15

    I really really wanted the end of the video to be him saying, "OW SONOFABITCH"

  • Bling Nye

    WTF... Who buys a house without first checking for MASSIVE WASP NESTS?!1?!!1!!?

    Also... I think it's pretty obvious what killed the previous owner.

    (Spoiler: it was the Diabeetus.)

  • Guest

    government foreclosure auctions. you're not ALLOWED to look at it before you buy.

  • Bling Nye

    Rhetorical question was rhetorical.

  • bigalosu

    Lol. They probably got it through an auction. When you do that you usually aren't allowed to enter the property.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Imagine if you plonked your butt down and pulled the handle to raise your legs... What a way to go.

  • Zipper346

    I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

  • Dr. Perry Cox

    I wonder how many of your up votes got the reference.

  • MustacheHam

    ...hmm...these are smart wasps to consider using this cozy spot for a home.

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