The NSA Passes Your Nudie Pics Around The Office

July 24, 2014


You ever been arrested twice in the same day? It's not as cool as it sounds. I did drink six cartons of cranberry juice cocktail in jail though (two the first time and four the second). I'm kidding, I've just been dealing with some shit the past few days. Famous whistleblower Edward Snowden claims the NSA passes your nudie pics around the office so everyone can have a laugh at your junk.

The Guardian, as part of a far-reaching interview out tomorrow, states that Snowden "...made a startling claim that a culture exists within the NSA in which, during surveillance, nude photographs picked up of people in 'sexually compromising' situations are routinely passed around."

So the NSA is just a bunch of perverts that pass your titty pics around the office. I can't say that I'm surprised. This is the government we're talking about after all. I'm just thankful I always fluff myself up to full-mast before sexting. Because if the NSA is determined to pass my naked pics around the office, you better believe I'm at least going to be rocking a solid boner.

Thanks to chichi, who agrees there has got to be better ways to spend our tax dollars.

  • asddfasdf

    I'm just gonna start sending pictures of my dick straight to the government. cut out the middlewoman

  • Andy Green

    Let's face it. Who wouldn't?

  • ProphetFlume

    Do what you love and all that. I think I would make a terrific v̶o̶y̶e̶u̶r̶ NSAgent.

  • eesdessesseserdt

    I have a feeling that this is just Snowden trying to be relevant again.

  • Sarah J.M. Williams

    NSFW must be one of their red-flag words...smh

  • CkGordon

    Man for someone who's job is to sit on the shitter posting stuff you see on gizmodo or reddit or whatever, you sure are lazy. Don't "work" weekends/holidays/hungover days etc.

    JK GW I love you and have been reading geekologie for years but I'd be lying if I said I wasn't just a bit jellly of how easy your "job" is :P Or maybe it's just because I have a complete ASSHOLE of a boss that I have to put up with for 11 hours a day. Whatever, CHEERS!

  • steve holt

    suck my ass. twice.

  • CkGordon

    That wont be necessary Mr. Internet Tough Guy. Shoo!

  • Isaac King

    Passive aggressive much? If you have a commodity to offer the free market, more power to you. If not, join the rest of us sorry lot on the bottom of the totem pole, there is plenty of room.

  • CkGordon

    Did that come across as aggressive? Sorry didn't mean to. Guess I should have worded it better. I was meaning to poke fun at the fact that he has an awesome easy cake job and I thought it was funny he get's more time off than me (I have a 50hr/week crappy factory job). This blog is one of the few things I check while relaxing at the end of the day before bed. I meant no offense by my previous comment.

  • I also realized GW is flappy with updating the site.
    Chercher la femme! Maybe a woman is behind this?

  • zin

    No there isn't. Plenty of room that is. You know what happens to the least useful of anything right?
    It gets trimmed. Flushed even. We're getting flushed off of this society.

  • CkGordon

    Dude that's so deep I can't see you anymore!

  • Guest

    gw bro, what you gotta do is have just enough of a boner starting you're puffed out but still soft enough it looks like you don't have one at all.

    also trim pubes so they look long and fluffy except where the dick is to make it look like a great and majestic spire jutting out of the tree line

  • Palpable Ovaltine

    You're overthinking it.

  • zin

    What sad excuse of a man needs to artificially inflate his ego?

  • Guest

    What sad excuse of a woman needs makeup, pushup bras, ect. This is simply how the world works.

  • Palpable Ovaltine

    Any kind of man who is taking pictures of his genitals and sending them to people.

  • Doesn't sound like a bad think. Aw man. Now I want to work at the NSA.

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