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That's Too Long: Woman Has Sex Toy Removed From Vagina After Ten Years

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Picture related: looks like she forgot something.

A 38-year old Scottish woman recently had a five-inch vibrator (possibly just a dildo, but five inches seems sad for a dildo) removed from her vagina after forgetting it was in there after a drunken night of kinking ten years prior. For reference, that is 9 years, 364 days and 23 hours entirely too long to have a vibrator in your vagina.

The woman came to the Aberdeen Royal Infirmary after she had been experiencing symptoms including fatigue, incontinence and severe weight loss, and after performing an X-Ray, doctors found a five inch sex toy lodged up in her lady parts, protruding into her bladder. It was then that the woman recalled a sexual encounter from ten entire years ago in which she and a partner had been using it and couldn't remember removing it.

Listen, I'll be the first to admit I don't know anything about vaginas (in my mind they're like kangaroo pouches), but I can't help but feel like you should know if there's a five-inch sex toy still inside of you. But who knows, maybe vaginas are more like butts than I imagined (I jammed my wallet up there for safekeeping one night and forgot about it for a week).

Thanks to lilco, who agrees if you're going to leave anything in your vagina for a decade, it better give you superpowers.

There are Comments.
  • What the what!?!? I just read this to my housemate and she also just went WTF!? Sorry but 5inches is quite large to be inside your womb and I'm pretty sure if you had sex again, you'd feel something poking something else right? Was this woman obese? I can't imagine a skinny woman not noticing 5inches of dildo swimming inside her womb....

  • Please don't say womb it sounds dirty.

  • You need to grow up son.

  • Guest

    obese seems like it would restrict vaginal floppiness. skinny girls can stretch themselves out more thoroughly. same with eating contests and stomachs.

    also she probably took offense and bitched all over any guy who mentioned her inside bits were pointy and jabbing him. so I assume if anything she was boney as fuck otherwise that doesn't make sense. like crack skinny.

  • OrehRatiug

    Obesity wouldn't really have any bearing on whether it is noticed or not.

  • baal

    Basic anatomy lesson time - the "womb" is the uterus and normally isn't penetrated at all by sex toys unless you're very kinky and into actually dangerous play (cervical penetration). The vagina is the internal part (a tube or sheath) that goes from from the outside to the inside.

    My question is where was they toy? The urethra (pee hole!) is normally not inside the vagina and a toy in the vagina could compress the urethra but i'd hope she or her gyno would have noticed that.

    The external parts are collectively known as the vulva - but most folks are clueless and call "all them lady parts" the vagina.

    Mystery solved: i read the linked article. She also has a fistula - a hole between her vagina and bladder in this case. Not a good thing but better than the vagina - rectum variety.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    I had the impression that the fistula was caused by the dildo staying there so long.

    I would be skeptic too but I have seen weirder cases like an elderly woman who had sex all her life through her urethra.

    http://books.google.com.br/boo...

  • zin

    I had the impression that fistulas were caused by fisting.

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    You can have them from birth but also can happen due to a infection, wound, or other tissue damage. When they heal it might heal wrong and keep a communication between different compartments.

    Like when closing an episiotomy if the doctor is inexperienced or careless he might end up creating a fistula between the vagina and the anus.

  • zin

    O...kaaaaaaay.

    Gives a new meaning to "smelly vagoo".

  • disqus_k2QxOV9H7Z

    Foul smell can be present cases of foreign bodies too be it on the vagina or in the nose.

    http://www.webmd.com/women/for...

  • zin

    Are you insinuating that I have a foreign body in my nose?

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