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SUCH COOL MOVES: Assassin's Creed Unity Parkour

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To celebrate the upcoming release of Assassin's Creed Unity due out this October, Youtuber Devin Supertramp teamed up with Ubisoft to produce this parkour video inspired by the game (which was shot in 4K so be sure to ramp up the HD). It features four assassins chasing some Frenchie soldiers all over Paris. It really is worth a watch, they do some crazy shit. Things that could easily kill a non-assassin. Including, but not limited to: jumping off of buildings, running up a bridge, flips, barrel rolls and MORE. "Any ACTUAL assassinations?" I mean, I'm not saying they really killed those two guys at the end, but I also wouldn't be surprised if their phones went straight to voicemail if you tried calling.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to bovis and PYY, who could easily do all of these things if they could just find the right shoes. Yeah, that's my problem too.

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  • Jenness

    On the rooftop jumps I kept thinking "you only miss that shot once". Instead of Parkour I think it should be called "Darwinour". It's like a contest for the suicidal unintelligent, yet freakishly athletic humans.

  • zin

    "teamed up with Ubisoft"... You mean Ubisoft didn't bother to spend a cent on official Assassin outfits for these guys?
    Yeah, nah, more like "We did this for free & are letting Ubishit grab some cred off of us".

  • GGOO

    Bit harsh. All they did was take some change :(

  • Mister Halliday

    That's pretty accurate, as there are no women.

  • ZerglingPack

    Less than a minute into their chase and I felt they forgot what they were doing.

  • Clampity

    What chase?

  • the behind the scenes is also worth viewing.
    Back in the days-the nineties- we were saying:"Suicidal" when listening to Mike Muir and the Suicidal Tendencies and bus-surfing is!

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