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Screw Aromatherapy: Candles That Smell Like Sadness

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This is a new line of depressingly scented candles from The Flicking Candle Company (~$17). They come in scents like Signed Divorce Papers, Cancelled Vacation, Grandma's Last Christmas Tree, College Rejection Letter, Defriend, Freshman 15 Poundcake, Driving While Intoxicated, Surprise Baby Powder and One Night Stand. Arguably, not all of them sound that depressing. The scent of signed divorce papers tickling your nostrils could turn out to be the best smell you've ever smelled. *breathing deep* Now, where do I sign, Mr. Lawyer? I'm kind of in a hurry. You see, I left my new-found freedom in the car and I'd really like to get back to it.

Thanks to lilco, who agrees the most depressing candle scent is burnt-out candle.

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    I like the clever typeface that makes The fLIcking candle company look like the fUcking candle company.

  • AtomicAcorn

    I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed

  • Guest

    whats wrong with one night stands?

  • Mr. K

    They should have just left it at "Grandma's Last Christmas Tree." That one's golden.

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  • Riz

    Bodysnatchers!

  • MustacheHam

    For associating scents with unfortunate events. :)

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