This is a new line of depressingly scented candles from The Flicking Candle Company (~$17). They come in scents like Signed Divorce Papers, Cancelled Vacation, Grandma's Last Christmas Tree, College Rejection Letter, Defriend, Freshman 15 Poundcake, Driving While Intoxicated, Surprise Baby Powder and One Night Stand. Arguably, not all of them sound that depressing. The scent of signed divorce papers tickling your nostrils could turn out to be the best smell you've ever smelled. *breathing deep* Now, where do I sign, Mr. Lawyer? I'm kind of in a hurry. You see, I left my new-found freedom in the car and I'd really like to get back to it.
Thanks to lilco, who agrees the most depressing candle scent is burnt-out candle.